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My Heart Bleeds


My heart bleeds to see headlines like This is what drinking 24 cans,7 pints and a bottle of whatever every day does to 35 years old or whoever.

Has anyone ever stop to think or asked the question,”Did Alcohol ever says to anyone drink me or else?”, I guess the answer is no.

We all know the Medical effect of Alcoholic Consumption but seems to ignored such fact after which we then proceed to blame the Drinks and the Government for not doing much to help reduce these risk.

Firstly I believed that everyone should take responsibility for their own action, no body forces anyone to drink alcohol or take drugs, but most people sees these things as the only solution to whatsoever problems that they may have in life.

As for the young lady who is trapped in her bed with Cirrhosis to her liver,rotten teeth,cannot speak or feed herself,I am very sorry for her, but this was her doings, a choice that she made of her own free will. How many of us who read these stories ever acknowledge the very serious effect of Alcoholism,a few if any, but my message is Stop blaming Alcohol and the Government and point to yourself for what may befalls you of which ever alcohol or drugs abuse that you have chosen.

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Men: How to keep your woman from straying.


English: Shoulder blade. 日本語: 肩甲骨。
English: Shoulder blade. 日本語: 肩甲骨。 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Two Women (1999 film)
Two Women (1999 film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Cover of "A Good Woman"
Cover of A Good Woman
Joe & Cristina
Joe & Cristina (Photo credit: Vicious Bits)

THE problem with many men is that after they have successfully hunted and caught their prey, they relax and just become plain boring — unimaginative when it comes to keeping her entertained; lacklustre when it comes to keeping her interested; and worst of all, ho-hum in the bedroom.
The problem with this scenario is that when the man becomes boring, the woman many times thinks of straying, as she imagines that all she’s missing is on the outside.
This week I’ve stepped in to help you men — at least those who still have their women around. Here are some tips for keeping your woman interested in you, and for keeping Joe away from your home.
1. Understand and appreciate the power of foreplay. For the benefit of those men who have no idea what this is, it is not a reggae band, and it does not mean a one grab that lasts two to three minutes before sex. It is a sexual mind game that starts way before you touch, as a matter a fact, it is the panacea to most of your relationship problems. Once you understand that it is important to most women, you are on your way to a mind-blowing, earth-moving, and exciting relationship.
2. Send her a gift at work. Women love to feel special, and nothing says special like a gift sent to your woman at work when you have not done anything wrong, and it is not a special occasion. To make it more memorable you have to be creative, like sending a huge box with nothing inside and a card that says, “This is what I want you to wear tonight”. Believe me, if your woman is sensible and does not misunderstand this message, she will be left grinning like a hyena, while she is having inappropriate thoughts about you all day.
3. Amp up your sex game. Calling her at work to ask what colour underwear she’s wearing will be steamy the first six times, but don’t let that be the extent of your seduction tricks. For many women I know, it has become too exhaustive for them to be making a mental note of the colour of their underwear each time they change it, because that’s the only game their men know to play. Google something. Find some other erotic tool to tempt her with, and quit using the old, tired lines to try to keep her interested.
4. Take her out — somewhere else. There are places you can take your woman to other than Emancipation Park, dinner or a movie. Women dig the things that are done with a personal touch in mind. A picnic at Hope Gardens is also cheap, so is a trip to the beach. Be creative.
5. Give her a massage. This process should not lead to her being admitted to hospital when you inadvertently break her shoulder blade and injure her spinal cord. Check YouTube and learn the proper massage techniques; set the tone with flowers and music; and spray some of your favourite perfume on your bed linen to set the right mood.
6. Send her a raunchy picture. And I don’t mean a raunchy selfie taken in your bathroom in front of the mirror, tongue out, LL Cool J style. Nor should this be another picture of your penis. There are other parts of your body that can stimulate her. Find out what they are and use them.
7. Send her a text. A little naughtiness in texting is appreciated, but desist from sending repulsive texts like, “wait till a ketch you tonight, a going to damage your bladder and puncture your spleen”. By no means is that sexy, and if you send any message like that to your woman again, she should call the police.
Men, when you find a good woman who will act like a lady in the streets and drive you crazy between the sheets, do not play the fool and bore her to death with your lame romance tactics. Instead, try to be innovative in the relationship and remember that at the end of the day, a happy woman gives a happy ending.

SON TIED, BURNT WITH HOT WATER


Hot water tanks
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"Nobody Loves a Hot Water Hog." - NA...
“Nobody Loves a Hot Water Hog.” – NARA – 513631 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Annona muricata, bought at the Binnenrotte mar...
Annona muricata, bought at the Binnenrotte market in Rotterdam, The Netherlands (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Soursop
Soursop (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Annona muricata (Soursop) - tree with fruits
Annona muricata (Soursop) – tree with fruits (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A St Catherine mother who reportedly tied up her teenage son to a soursop tree, and poured hot water on him pleaded guilty when she appeared in court yesterday.

The woman, a 43-year-old labourer, of Guanoboa Vale, St Catherine, was before the Spanish Town Resident Magistrate‘s Court on charges of cruelty to child and assault occasioning bodily harm.

When the matter was mentioned, she pleaded guilty with explanation.

Your Honour, the bwoy just jumped up and decided that him want to go hussle. The cup of hot water was in my hand and it dash weh pon him head,” she said.

Resident Magistrate Marcia Dunbar-Green said she did not believe the accused. The accused was granted bail in the sum of $60,000 to reappear in court on June 18 for sentencing.

The court heard that on April 6, the accused tied the complainant to a soursop tree. She then poured hot water to the back of his head, forehead and also inside his mouth.

The matter was reported to Constable Damion Thompson, and she was charged with cruelty to child and assault occasioning bodily harm.

For the Men: The Right Way to Grab Your Wife’s Boobs


 

My Boobs Are OK
My Boobs Are OK (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

Jorge in Boob's World
Jorge in Boob’s World (Photo credit: Daniel Spillere Andrade)

 

 

 

Flickr is scared of boobs
Flickr is scared of boobs (Photo credit: Malingering)

 

For the Men: The Right Way to Grab Your Wife’s Boobs.

 

 

Only Cheats offer to do Hoovering


Before He Cheats
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Craftsman 16 Gallon Wet/Dry (shop) Vac
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The researcher who claim that only men who cheated offer to do the hoovering, is he, she or they just talking from their own experience or what as I certainly no cheat and so are many more men out there.
I do my cleaning, cooking, washing and help with my little girl from time to time, therefore I would like to know where did they get that stupid ideology nonsense from.
Why is it people have to come up with some form of crop to make money, silly findings I guess.

Daddy by Queen Ifrica


Line them up!
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How many of you Fathers being doing the things that this song has Portraiting, come on you Dirty suds clean up your acts. Kids should be love not Abuse.

Men calling Women.


Hurting (song)
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Men calling Women Golddigger but on many occasion they are only refering to themselves.
Why do they have to marry for financial gained and then it all end so nasty.
Remember there are children around they might not be yours, therefore when you end your relationship please end it without hurting these children ok.